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Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 1888	Posted - 2014.05.17 01:50:00 - [1] - Quote You also forgot another three requirements. 1) Derriths panty dropper library found only inside of FA is a sacred monument open only to the warriors of FA, and no one else. 2) You are required as a member of FA to memorize our anthem while being spanked by Catbug and cooking Mango pancakes for our Princess Zatata. 3) You must also find the most adorable anime pic you can find. Like this one here. Betty White, the worlds hottest grandma.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2209	Posted - 2014.07.03 16:14:00 - [2] - Quote Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote: You nut cases still recruiting? I haven't played in a while and my corporation disappeared, ive checked the government conspiracy pages and found nothing so after that i went to my local dog walkers spot screaming out CORP, WERE ARE YOU CORP? still nothing so after putting up some 'have you seen these sellouts?' posters i came here and saw your recruiting ad, i like to kill people, i'd have guns on my guns so i can kill people while i kill people but 'apparently' thats op?!? Well anyway i use proto assault rifle and logi/assault suits but usually just bang some aur on and go postal, Were was i? Oh yea im currently between park benches at the moment, no wait, thats my C,V ok yeah, recruiting well just get in touch somehow if you need a spare meat shield, or whatever, peace Well not peace exactly coz thats just silly Bump, and what are your normal hours? I'd like to give you a shot on joining, but we don't take just anyone. Betty White, the worlds hottest grandma.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2323	Posted - 2014.07.25 13:01:00 - [3] - Quote True Adamance wrote: True Adamance wants the cool kids to join him in Amarr FW so he can listen to the panty dropper beats and mock the silly Minmatar Invite me to your glorious channel and I shall drop the slave like I drop the beats! I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2482	Posted - 2014.08.23 21:28:00 - [4] - Quote roblox098 wrote: roblox098 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: I normally wouldn't interfere in Knights trolling, but do you seriously believe that paying an entry fee will get you in FA? I got in without having to pay a dime, and the only reason I'm stopping knight from robbing you blind is because I'd feel a little bad. It takes a lot more than saying please over and over and trying to guilt trip someone into letting you into a corp. Show you have skill, and that you'll remain loyal, if you can prove useful you could actually get in a good corp. Besides, wasn't your dream corp OH? Not anymore I have 17000000sp dude, im a stomper Saying you're a stomper isn't really going to help you, a more specific layout of what you can do would help. But even then you've already made yourself look bad when you tried applying to OH, went to IH, got kicked from IH, and went back to the corp you dumped for IH and are now applying to FA while still in that corp. You don't exactly sound loyal to me. Besides, SP count isn't a huge deal in FA, we have a guy with only 16 mil, about a third of my own, give or take. And he's mopped the floor with people I wouldn't fight unless I"m in Laira (my ADS), but I'm kind of a scrub on the ground, so that's a given. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2482	Posted - 2014.08.23 21:30:00 - [5] - Quote Knight Soiaire wrote: Derrith never had to pay because he was a friend and was known in PC due to his DS skills, so we knwe he would he loyal to our cause. As far as I know you don't personally know anyone in FA nor do you have a claim to fame in PC, I could be wrong. That is why you need to pay a deposit. blushes That's so sweet, okay you can troll him. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2482	Posted - 2014.08.23 23:05:00 - [6] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Soulja Ghostface wrote: All gud ads pilots have gun game on ground. Way harder aiming the turret than aiming a rifle Im a pro ads, bro Huh... interesting. another pilot, I guess I should evaluate this one then? But are some of us actually serious about giving him a shot? I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2482	Posted - 2014.08.23 23:17:00 - [7] - Quote roblox098 wrote: You guys are very mean Why would you say that when you're trying to join? I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2483	Posted - 2014.08.23 23:24:00 - [8] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: roblox098 wrote: You guys are very mean Why would you say that when you're trying to join? Can you help me get accept, by backing me up please i a good ads pilot Stop with the please and prove it dude. That's the only way to get in. BTW I'm on dust right now. Edit: I'm no longer a director. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2484	Posted - 2014.08.24 00:12:00 - [9] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: roblox098 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: roblox098 wrote: You guys are very mean Why would you say that when you're trying to join? Can you help me get accept, by backing me up please i a good ads pilot Stop with the please and prove it dude. That's the only way to get in. BTW I'm on dust right now. Edit: I'm no longer a director. Whats the only way the underlined part. If you don't make it, then just accept you don't make it. It's not the end of the world, there are more important things than getting in a corp. Like boobs, luscious boobs, and half Asian and white women, and horny half Puerto ricans who are currently typing this. Also tacos, which I'm currently making. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2485	Posted - 2014.08.24 02:53:00 - [10] - Quote Patrlck 56 wrote: Soulja Ghostface wrote: What can explain the corp going from zero big in less then a week? http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Fatal_Absolution/stats/2013-12-07:2014-07-21 We recruited people? People sent in apps? What other ******* explanation do you want? I originally joined because of the bandwagon, came back because my pants were missed. Then I pretty much stuck it out and rebuilt FA after the unfortunate incident of getting wiped out the map, can I get a cookie? I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.

Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2485	Posted - 2014.08.24 05:13:00 - [11] - Quote Soulja Ghostface wrote: Patrlck 56 wrote: If I had a decision in the matter, I'd just tell you to go find a different corp, because your begging, corp hopping, and constant contradictions are enough to turn me off. I seriously hope you can find a better corp for you, one that can actually tolerate you. Soulja Ghostface wrote: Knight Soiaire wrote: we'd like to keep FA's reputation as a 'Non-corp Hopper' haven intact. Bullshit. Litterally every guy in that corp is there because of the bandwagon effect. And now one more coorp hopper from dark legion is coming in. Pls find another thread to spread your BS. Just for the sake of arguing, here's how long some of our players have been here: ANGRY HEAVY: 2013-11-30 19:16:00 (0y 267d) Arkena Wyrnspire: 2013-12-23 16:12:00 (0y 244d) Azura Sakura: 2014-02-16 17:16:00 (0y 189d) Badgerr Rager: 2014-06-11 21:21:00 (0y 74d) Bormir1r: 2014-06-11 21:07:00 (0y 74d) (He was also in FA for 74 days prior to the "The Last of DusT." merger corp) Chumlee Chummington: 2013-12-08 04:29:00 (0y 259d) Cracker Jacked: 2014-06-11 21:44:00 (0y 74d) (He was also in FA for 175 days prior to the "The Last of DusT." merger corp) Dengru: 2013-11-23 23:05:00 (0y 274d) FabryX10: 2014-01-27 15:32:00 (0y 209d) Flagratus: 2014-04-06 10:15:00 (0y 140d) FORLORN555: 2013-11-24 02:11:00 (0y 273d) Galthur: 2014-01-12 02:00:00 (0y 224d) GeneralButtNaked (The Attorney General's alt): 2014-04-07 21:41:00 (0y 139d) Himiko Kuronaga: 2014-03-23 07:14:00 (0y 154d) Jenova Rhapsodos: 2013-11-19 21:41:00 (0y 278d) Khemlar Maktaar: 2014-01-09 01:19:00 (0y 227d) MarasdF Loron: 2014-01-19 07:29:00 (0y 217d) Moochie Cricket: 2014-06-10 04:11:00 (0y 75d) (He was in FA for 137 days before the "The Last of DusT." merger corp) Mr Growler: 2013-11-30 01:35:00 (0y 267d) NINJAPIRATEROBOTZOMBIE: 2013-11-30 05:34:00 (0y 267d) O ldfield: 2014-01-05 00:53:00 (0y 231d) Osiris Ausare: 2014-01-11 02:04:00 (0y 225d) PEW JACKSON: 2014-02-07 23:54:00 (0y 198d) pseudosnipre: 2014-02-04 15:07:00 (0y 201d) Purpleness: 2013-11-28 08:15:00 (0y 269d) The Black Art: 2013-11-20 01:26:00 (0y 277d) Xerics: 2013-12-02 21:56:00 (0y 265d) Yeah, all these people look like corp hoppers to me... Can you read? I said everybody joined FA because of the bandwagon. I never called them corp hoppers. (Excluding Roblox) What can explain the corp going from zero big in less then a week? http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Fatal_Absolution/stats/2013-12-07:2014-07-21 Skelly and I recruited hardcore while the princess was away on vacation... Give us some credit, it wouldn't have made it this far if someone didn't go out there and try to recruit, rebuild, come up with battle strats, the like. Skel and I put a lot of work into rebuilding, that's how we went from zero to big in more than a week, BTW. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2485	Posted - 2014.08.24 05:24:00 - [12] - Quote roblox098 wrote: roblox098 wrote: Mr Machine Guns wrote: Hey knight did you decline or accept me How can your dream corp be FA when yesterday you message me wanting to join NS You declined me, but if i could get into any corp it would be NS I better have misinterpreted that. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2486	Posted - 2014.08.24 05:34:00 - [13] - Quote Soulja Ghostface wrote: Quote: Rebuild You guys had the Officers as the only members more than once? Not disscrediting your rebuilding efforts but that may be another story for another day May we get back to the subject? Quote: Litterally every guy in that corp is there because of the bandwagon effect. It may have been, maybe not, I don't recall to be honest. But the fact of the matter is we were shattered at a point after the merger with AE didn't work. For a PC corp, having no more than 8 or 9 people on during prime hours is bad, very bad. To be honest, when FA was falling out, losing our A-team, and nobody was on, I was heavily considering corp hopping again, I knew I would've gotten better offers. But I wanted to stay, FA was the corp that took me in when I left PX1, when no one else gave me an opportunity, I owed the princess something. But alas, I digress. To answer your question, no, I don't believe everyone in FA is because of bandwagoning, I do believe anyone who joined after GAM's A-team merged with us is here because of bandwagoning, or friends perhaps. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2492	Posted - 2014.08.24 22:41:00 - [14] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Mr Machine Guns wrote: roblox098 wrote: Patrlck 56 wrote: roblox098 wrote: So Kight how do i get in tell me are you ******* serious? Of cource i love you guys(corp) Now you love them after how many other corps you tried to join? Top 2 corps 1. NS 2. FA And how many kdr do i need to get into NS I've been watching on the side all this crap for about a day ish. I'm not exactly sober when I type this, but if you applied, please withdraw it if this is your attitude. I am the skybound warrior, you will know to run when you hear the music from above that make panties disappear.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2528	Posted - 2014.08.31 18:08:00 - [15] - Quote roblox098 wrote: I hate you guys you amde me make Mr. Machine Gun angry I normally try to avoid swearing, but I think in this instance it would be necessary. Shut... The... Fuck... Up. By the way, you dug your own grave with your own posts, especially the one that said "it's all because of those FA noobs". For you see, what you didn't know at the time was that the CEO, Skeletor Voltron, was infact the alt of Mr. Machine Guns himself. Calling a character of a corp he is in a noob pretty much sealed your fate. There was no way possible that he would've let you in NS after you, by proxy, called him a noob. Watch this video to lose your panties
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2537	Posted - 2014.09.01 17:08:00 - [16] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Skeletor Voltron wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: roblox098 wrote: I hate you guys you amde me make Mr. Machine Gun angry I normally try to avoid swearing, but I think in this instance it would be necessary. Shut... The... Fuck... Up. By the way, you dug your own grave with your own posts, especially the one that said "it's all because of those FA noobs". For you see, what you didn't know at the time was that the CEO, Skeletor Voltron, was infact the alt of Mr. Machine Guns himself. Calling a character of a corp he is in a noob pretty much sealed your fate. There was no way possible that he would've let you in NS after you, by proxy, called him a noob. Can confirm. I am indeed Mr. Machine Guns. This is FA's best kept secret, but now I see it is the time for the public to become aware of this. My master i didnt know That's your problem. You didn't know, you just jumped in and ran your mouth without knowing anything. A mistake that has proven rather dire for yourself. Master Machine Guns is not happy, I can tell you he's quite upset. Watch this video to lose your panties
Derrith Erador 2583	Posted - 2014.09.09 22:54:00 - [17] - Quote KiII Assist wrote: I now have a proto gal heavy, proto amarr logi proto min logi anf min scout! I have experience in PC and would love to join! But you've already been FA before, you should just say, "I wanna come back!!!!!" The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador 2587	Posted - 2014.09.10 02:23:00 - [18] - Quote astros257 ALVAREZ wrote: i dont have five mil i juat left my corp cuse my ceo didnt pay me my 50mil for when i payed for the corps pc and now im broke but if you want and i had saw that ya were recruiting so i decided to apply im not a spy im loyal too my corp but when my corp isnt loyal to me its goodbye. seriously though im not a spy im a good player with 2 proto suts and 3 pro weapons, i can follow directins pretty good so plss give me a chance my old corp was very dangerous f*kn people. Oh, I know who you were with, but just so you know, John isn't FA. Well, not officially, he still sells us tacos and naughty magazines for our two main young bois. But either way, you'd have to prove yourself as a fighter and also prove yourself as a fungi (get it?). But alas, I'm not exactly our main recruiter, so it's not my say. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador 2588	Posted - 2014.09.10 02:29:00 - [19] - Quote astros257 ALVAREZ wrote: well i already send in an application to fa so if you can get me intouch with there recruiter tht would be neat, also how did you know i was im vdfp bro we never do **** in that corp noones ever on thats another reason i left Pubs, all that good stuff, If I remember correctly, you tried to ram me a few times. I'm fortunate to have a good memory. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador 2591	Posted - 2014.09.10 14:53:00 - [20] - Quote Killar-12 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: astros257 ALVAREZ wrote: well i already send in an application to fa so if you can get me intouch with there recruiter tht would be neat, also how did you know i was im vdfp bro we never do **** in that corp noones ever on thats another reason i left Pubs, all that good stuff, If I remember correctly, you tried to ram me a few times. I'm fortunate to have a good memory. Ramming is what bad pilots do, I'm not good but I'm not bad either. Well, he tried, can't remember whether or not he was successful. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

Derrith Erador 2591	Posted - 2014.09.10 15:00:00 - [21] - Quote LionTurtle91 wrote: Patrlck 56 wrote: Derrith whenever you hide your corp tags I always think you've joined a different corp again. :P I get hopeful that he'd join us, but then he rings against us and makes me cry. I feel terrible ringing against KEQ, I deserve the worst fate ever for doing that. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2609	Posted - 2014.09.13 16:08:00 - [22] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Badgerr Rager wrote: I love cake. Its my birthday today And you're expecting what for your birthday? The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2609	Posted - 2014.09.13 17:10:00 - [23] - Quote roblox098 wrote: Derrith Erador wrote: roblox098 wrote: Badgerr Rager wrote: I love cake. Its my birthday today And you're expecting what for your birthday? nothing, but i would want to join NS or FA but they wont accept, some people have No heart Well some people don't like being insulted. May want to think about that. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2609	Posted - 2014.09.13 17:46:00 - [24] - Quote roblox098 wrote: i was sorry past tense, was. And we still don't like being insulted. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2610	Posted - 2014.09.14 13:29:00 - [25] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: So this is how CPM Zatara's legacy corps treats players. New Eden is a rough place. and this is how he treats us. not to mention his previous banter. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2632	Posted - 2014.09.17 18:12:00 - [26] - Quote Spademan wrote: XxFRIJOLESxX wrote: This corp is terrible. Can confirm. These guys get it. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador 2774	Posted - 2014.10.01 03:02:00 - [27] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: Patrick57 wrote: Aeon Amadi wrote: Here's my resume. Objective: ** people off by suddenly joining a corporation that a lot of people probably hate. Also killing on a whim because I was asked to by corp-mates whenever I'm not at work. Stress test battle finder's MU system by being generally good at gun-game with other people with good gun-game. Attributes: - Possible ESP. - Beard larger than my ego. - Can eat a -LOT- of pizza in one sitting. - Occasional bouts of self pity mixed with weird self aggrandizement when drunk. - Had a capture card but broke it when CCP Rattati pissed me off. - I like dipping fried chicken in honey. Experience: - I was a really bad diplomat for ANONYMOUS. - A lot of got damn PC matches. - I beat Zatara in a 1-v-1 once. - Subsequently lost to Zatara in the CPM elections. - Can write a lot of fanciful wording on pretty much any inane subject. Work: I work for a private military contractor. Classified stuff, can't talk about it. Off Monday through Thursday. Education: Knew algebra/trig but forgot it. Can make spreadsheets in Excel like a pro. Can encrypt the ever-living ** out of a hard-drive. Feel free to send in your app. we'd love to have a player such as you I say decline, he is too good for you guys. True, nobody in here but scrubs. I'm living testament to that. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2794	Posted - 2014.10.03 19:14:00 - [28] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: Patrick57 wrote: Ripcord19981 wrote: is the princess playing dust still or is zatata her highness in Destiny still Still in Destiny. :/ as is skeletor and a few other people. Yay for CPM Zatara! The greatest and most active cpm of them all! Sad part is... You're probably right. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2804	Posted - 2014.10.05 22:01:00 - [29] - Quote Aaaaaaaand recruitment is officially closed. Our apologies if you were wanting to try out, but our high commander/gay lover Skeletor has decreed we're too big for his butt. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2809	Posted - 2014.10.06 18:17:00 - [30] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: Can I still bump this? That's my intent. Bump, but we're still not recruiting. The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.

Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2814	Posted - 2014.10.08 03:41:00 - [31] - Quote bump, still not recruiting. FAs official perv and lech. My dream is to turn 80 and become a dirty old man chasing skirts.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 2870	Posted - 2014.10.15 17:05:00 - [32] - Quote Don't worry guys, we're still not recruiting. FAs official perv and lech. My dream is to turn 80 and become a dirty old man chasing skirts.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3032	Posted - 2014.11.20 19:37:00 - [33] - Quote Middas Betancore wrote: The other thought was to start a pirate corp, each pay in equally for a clone pack and just randomly attack ppl. Aiming to profit from clone kills and loot, means you each have to kill at least 15 clones I think That's good to know... Why the heck are you telling us this? R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3050	Posted - 2014.11.23 20:06:00 - [34] - Quote Beast gameplay1 jr wrote: any news? im still looking for decent corp got tank and added gek 38 ar and now have assault ck.0 officer rr boundless breach smg m1 nades cores maxed 18 years old active madruger tank proto nanohive prot scanner You're applying to FA again?! fuels up Laira frantically stuffs naughty mix tapes into her side compartment flies away YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MY PANTY LIBRARY!!!!!!!! R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3050	Posted - 2014.11.23 20:07:00 - [35] - Quote Cavani1EE7 wrote: Beast gameplay1 jr wrote: any news? im still looking for decent corp got tank and added gek 38 ar and now have assault ck.0 officer rr boundless breach smg m1 nades cores maxed 18 years old active madruger tank proto nanohive prot scanner That sounds like a shopping list Dangit!! I forgot cereal! Thanks for reminding me Daddy. R&B gets more kinky with every album Still rocking ADS
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3385	Posted - 2015.03.06 05:11:00 - [36] - Quote Heimdallr69 wrote: http://youtu.be/O_6vl4eC2xk I'm hot now. 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.